Gray Jeweled Assassin

//27//

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:07:19 GMT

All alone, now. Hell's fire. I didn't think it could get any quieter. But Kanda left after Ilyana got sent home.

I'm going to work.

//26//

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:46:16 GMT

[Accidental Video Entry]

[A very enthusiastic rock melody starts playing as Surreal starts to sing and dance seductively. She has no idea the video recorder is on.]

Hahahaa!
Alright I drink more than you
I party harder than you do
And I'm faster than you too

I'm back again
I know ya'll missed me
I'm so so sick
Can't handle it
Yeah I talk shit
Just deal with it

So I'll cash my checks and place my bets
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin
But it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can

You know I'm rare
You stop and stare
You think I care
I don't
You talk real loud
But you ain't saying nothing cool
I could fit your whole house in my swimming pool

My life's a fantasy
That you're not smart enough to even dream
Your ice is making me freeze
You can try and try you can't beat me

So I'll call in debts and place my bets
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin
But it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
Yeah

It's tough times out here ya know what I'm saying mmhmm
Yeah I'm super thin
People say I'm much too chick
Come and kiss the ring
You just might learn a couple things

I'm your worst nightmare
Bring it we can take it there
What are you scared

So I'll call in debts and place my bets
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin
But it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
Yeah

[Music stops and Surreal sees the recorder's on]

Shit!

[She quickly goes to the table and clicks it off]

//25//

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:27:44 GMT

Alema, just remember to make those boyos pay in something other than IOU's and pretty compliments. You know as well as I do that cold hard jewelery is the way to go now!

//24//

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:48:23 GMT

As if I didn't already have enough males trying to watch over me. Might as well wave to the warden. ~~Maybe he's taken too many notes from the Warlord Princes here.~~

[OOC: Surreal found a poster in her hallway of the Warden posted up by Crowley this morning. STRIKES ARE CROSSED OUT TOO MANY TIMES. She doesn't want anyone else getting the same ideas.)

//23//

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:37:31 GMT

Shit, everybody quit griping. You changed ages? Some of us wouldn't mind having a little of our youth back...

And Shredder? Watch what you say~

//22//

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:31:41 GMT

Well, I wonder who sent me these. They're delicious. Something rather poetic about panty-shaped chocolates with a cherry inside.

Too bad it's still too cold for a little skinny dipping. ~~Then again curling up next to a cold-blooded male for those two months. And he had to just disappear. What was that about anyways. Hell's fire.~~

It's bad that I've gotten used to this place. It's very bad.

//21//

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:17:38 GMT

My my my. Some of you are really making some interesting announcements.

I think my favorite thing this week was giving the famed "Panty Thief" what he deserved.

//20//

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:30:26 GMT

I might as well start making a large contraceptive brew. I can tell a few of you boyos have interesting ideas. May the Darkness be merciful if any of you come knocking on my door for anything but the brew. I don't make idle threats.

//19//

Thu, 22 May 2008 05:04:12 GMT

Hell's fire. ~~If I didn't wear the Gray, I'd still be hung over.~~ That was fun, Crowley.

I think I know a certain blonde who's birthday's coming. I can't wait to see what festivities we can throw together around here.

[OOC: Strikes were scribbled over, legible if you want]

//18//

Mon, 05 May 2008 21:06:43 GMT

Well this is something I can put to use well. These throwing knives are gorgeous.. Takion, you're a sweetheart.

SPIKE! So you ran to your ex... Not surprised. But- I'm letting you know. Now get your ass home.

[Private]

Now who do I introduce Spike to first? There's the prick. And Uncle Saetan. Jaenelle would love the gossip I think. I don't know how Tersa would feel, I hope it would make her smile. And Andulvar and I aren't exactly close...

Something nice, and casual. But Jaenelle's birthday is coming up.... *has an amazing idea* He want's to meet the family? So be it. He gets to meet the males while Jaenelle and I go shopping.

[/Private]

Jaenelle? You and I can have a girl's day... What do you think? Catch up, make trouble for the local shopkeepers. *smiles*

//17//

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:56:32 GMT

[Private/ Viewable by those close to Surreal]

This almost reminds me of that sweet young Warlord. He decided to whisk me away from the Red Moon houses with a bouquet of flowers and a bag of gold marks... because he fell in love with me. Hell's fire. I served as a whore, the best whore, for four-hundred years. And it's always the same.

I could cut off his balls. Those wouldn't come back. Maybe just threaten them a little. He doesn't need them. I could cut them off... then introduce him to the family... maybe even in that order.

[/Private]

Not in a good mood. I'll figure things out. I always figure things out. I may move fast, but my heart doesn't. Let him slink away some more.

//16//

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:52:51 GMT

What's worse than a whining male? A fussing male. The next one that does either without my willingness will get pinned to the wall by their balls. Cuff or no cuff.

It's about time for another attack, I hate sitting idle an-

... Did anyone else feel that? I felt an ... odd... flicker along the Gray. Something's not right here.

//15//

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:14:52 GMT

Sweeney, I could really use a hair cut after tangling with that electric ball of fun... Think I could take you up on that offer?

I'm not even getting into it. I hope I see you few on the other side... Only the Darkness knows where.

And no, Lucivar. You don't get to throttle me; I'm still alive! ~~And I'd never hear the end of it from the High Lord either... I can only take so many lectures from the males in my family before something gets gutted!~~

We're evacuating... Just a request for the next little stop on our trip: Get rid of this cuff and send us home. Warden, you will pay the price for those that have died. But, I guess I should pack up these few things. Anyone in Om-Tria, Lemme know if you need help carrying anything. ~~Can't believe I'm offering to them.~~ I don't want to go anywhere that will make me miss this place, either.

(OOC: Surreal's not been taken yet. But she will be shortly. She is able to bring everything with her, including the spidersilk dress from Saetan and Angel's soul orb. She got a little static'd from the Entropi, but ultimately wasn't hurt. Her shields held. Even her Green. The strikes in the entry are barely legible... Like an eraser tried to get rid of the words but only made them lighter. )

//14//

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:22:25 GMT

//Screened to Jaenelle Angelline, Saetan Daemon SaDiablo and Lucivar Yaslana//

Why in Hell is this place edgy all of a sudden? It's more so than normal I mean... It's too edgy.

//End Screen//

I don't think anyone's riding the killing edge, but it sure feels like it!

//13//

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:54:27 GMT

How sweet~ Someone sent me chocolates!

And this White Day, it is appropriate if they're talking about the weather. "Happy White Day" to whomever celebrates it, and especially to you that sent the delectibles. I love presents. ~~Makes me feel so spoiled.~~ Thanks, sugar. Whoever you are.

Hmmn. Out of nail polish now... Maybe I should pick a different color than black. No matter.

//12//

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:07:32 GMT

//Screened to AU: Willow Rosenberg : Nearly Unhackable//

Tonight?

//EndScreen//

Hell of a week- Head spinning, skin crawling week. But I'm glad Jaenelle is safe and back. Sadi- without her- is too dangerous.

Angel, what have you been up to? Maybe we should catch up a little-

edit: Spike, I've got a favor to ask of you..

//11//

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:31:19 GMT

//Screened to AU!Willow Rosenberg/Hackable//

I really hope you're not getting into any of this shit.. We've got alot of work to do still!

I know a good reason we can have to go see him, giving us the advantage.

//End Screen//

(OOC: Surreal SaDiablo has not been affected by this spell. This post will look empty to everyone but AU!Willow Rosenberg))

//10//

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:47:06 GMT

This place should burn. Sadi should have burned us all. He should have burned everything! Even I can't do it. Fire would put us out of our misery at least...

Of course I still hate it here.. I don't even know a spell to help one soul! But it was nice to meet Belldandy earlier... Mother Night! I'd rather be in Hell again!

Is there any way you could arrange it Saetan? I doubt it's an option, but I might as well ask you!

//9//

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:18:08 GMT

//screened to Melaka/semihackable//

Hey. Did you need anything to help.. heal.. ...? Well, y'know. I have some healing salves and brews. Scar free, sugar.

//end screen//

I've raided the library. But I'll have to go back in a few days though, swap a few out...

And if I get cuffed one more time, for no apparent reason, flshhuuupmnnecdde, I really sectuhoiaindddoo.. Nevermind. This has got to be worse than epeiripeuhvpnpnnnn. Nevermind.

I'll play the docile pup for now, but I'm not going to like it. I could use a few days of relaxing.

((ooc: typos are keyssmashed from warning pulses in cuff))

//8//

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:59:32 GMT

I can't sit around and be a good little girl. Not gonna happen. And the gym's been less helpful than I hoped. Seriously not helpful. I got cuffed, heh.

What the Hell can I do to get Angelus back? He was consistent, at least. Not the best to go to lunch with, but consistent. That pitiful Angel's gotta go. Either that or I need to get him to loosen up. Either way's fine.

Mother Night! I retired to get away from them. And I can't skewer anything to make me feel better, either. One day they want to fuck you. The next day they want to pretend I'm a damsel in distress. And the worst is when they forget they have a girl to run back to. Do I look like I should be keeping track of who's got a girlfriend, ~~or boyfriend ;)~~ ?? Hell's Fire, no.

The next time a man decides to crawl into my bed, they've got to prove they want it. That's it. I'm done with the drama.

...

The gym was crazy though, I think they saw my dreams. And I was in theirs too? I can't believe they saw that day. It makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it. She's returned to the Darkness now though.

//PRIVATE/UNHACKABLE//
Thanks, Titian.
//PRIVATE/UNHACKABLE//

Does anyone else have weird dreams when they get cuffed?

//7//

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:18:25 GMT

I love secrets... Thanks for coming over Alema. It was fun.

If anybody needs me, I'll be working out at the gym.

...

I need to skyuwer something. Just work out some frustration...

Yeah. I'll be at the gym.

//6//

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:19:15 GMT

I... knocked.... No answer because there was no Prince.

Daemon's gone.

There's no more cold. And no more darkness, except the Father. The son is the father's mirror. But not the same. Mother Night! If they didn't want Daemon here anymore, none of us are safe.

Mother Night! Shit!

.............

I knew we weren't safe, but sending Daemon home (And he had better be home, or Alema's threats will be the least of their worries) was a mistake.

Sadi, if you're just hiding, you can let the act up.

I've been cuffed twice today trying to blow things up. Not the best idea, but it's better than feeling.

...........

You'd better be home.

//5//

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:29:00 GMT

Saix, Valerie and Opal:

Om-Tria's getting a paint job. It's so boring in here! I'll be painting the living room, and my half of the bedroom. Opal, if you want your half painted too, let's agree on a color. I want black. Maybe green, but if we can't agree you'll have to deal with looking at my half. And I'll let you three vote the living room. But the bathroom should probably stay white. Oh, parchment with golden flecks would look amazing, though. Done. The bathroom will be golden flecks on parchment colored. ^^

I could always use some help, Uryuu? Terra? Any other Gentlemen in need of some entertaining?

And if anyone else is interested in painting their rooms, I've extra paint here. The Indigeo sent over far too much.

//4//

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:46:46 GMT

And water will sing over stone.

I'd love to see some natural landscape. A forest, a waterfall, a valley, ah- Hell would even do. This place is so dull to look at. I can't wait for Spring. The Garden will feel much better in the Spring. I've seen a blonde hanging there, even in the Winter. ~~Kind of cute too.~~ He has traits like my mother's people... but I doubt that. I can't sense him very well.

I've talked to a few interesting residents. And the Warden's one tough cookie. Maybe he'll warm up with the weather~~

And, we've got an extra bed in our dorm now. The blonde girl is gone, I never really knew her. She whined alot though. I think I'll go make some dinner. The sparring with Lina really took a toll, in a good way. Keeps me on my toes. Sparring is the best way to stay in shape, ~~but sex is a close second~~ '_^

And I'll only play this game if you ask nicely. Go ahead, the questions, the answers. Then I ask you.

//3//

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:51:04 GMT

Coward. Tainted Black Widow magic? No, they're not Black Widow magic. Coward. Spiders are all over the place! ~~But killing them is a tad fun~~~ Whoever sent these to taunt really should be more creative. There are a thousand ways to gut a man, but I won't get my hands dirty... And I'm betting you won't be missed either

I could use a good distraction. Alema, how about a game of charades? '_^